Football

I just hate it! To make matters worse hubby is home on sickleave due to his own football injury tossing the dogs toyfootball and trying to beat the dog across the yard for it,needless to say those groin muscles will be out of commissionfor a while. Lying around with his ice bag the first daywatching soaps with me was enough to make him nuts! Then day twoat 2:00 pm, time for "The Young and The Restless" he hides thestupid remote! I'm going insane tearing the house apart... thisis my favorite soap!! He can't do this to me!!

The whole time I'm going nuts looking for the remote, he israttling off comparisons in the prices of our cable T.V. to thatnew Dish Network Satellite Program. I ask him where the remoteis, he doesn't know and he proceeds to tell me that with theSatellite you get:

FREE TiVo/DVR, record/playback 100 hours- no monthly fee!

Free HDTV equipment with 6 months of up to 7 channels of crystalclear HDTV.

100% digital channels, (Like I care what all this stuff is! Iwant the damned remote!)

Multi-channel viewing Local Sports Programming,

ESPN Game day

NHL on the Ice,

NBA league Pass,

With over 220 channels compared to about 90 on the cable T.V.

Over 80 pay-per-view movies, compared to only 40 on cable.

25 Movie channels FREE for 3 months,

$21.33 for the first 3 months

PLUS as a FREE gift a DVD player.

I sit there and glare at him, yeh; yeh is this suppose to meansomething to me??? Like I really care!! Those Mob guys haveprobably already shot Nicky and all he can talk about ischanging T.V. companies!! Hello! I'm missing my soap...where'sthe remote? Please give me the remote!! All of a sudden the roomlights up, my ears open and what he is saying begins to sink in!(Music to my ears!) There is no charge for up to 4 additionalT.V. hook ups, and the percentage of outages is only 1% comparedto 3-5% on cable, my heads starts spinning! I think I'm going tofaint!! I can have my own T.V with my own remote. And watch mysoaps with less interruptions and my sweetie can sit back andtake it easy and watch all the darned football he wants! Besidesthat, with him not working we really need something cheaper.When you think about $31.99 a month for all this with a $49.99activation fee that is credited back to you on your first bill,compared to $69.99 per month we are paying for cable you justcan't beat it! Not to mention we can have it installed for freein as little as 24 hours. What a deal!!

"Sure honey" I say, "lets go for it, let me get you some moreice!" I picked up the ice bag and low and behold there's theremote!! "JERK!"

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